Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's Interdimensional Emporium

Welcome to the most esteemed institution in the multiverse! Where the fabric of space-time is woven into a tapestry of wonder. Or, you know, not really.

Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth, the renowned expert in all things interdimensional, has curated a selection of the most fascinating, the most bizarre, and the most utterly inexplicable phenomena.

Explore the Emporium's vast collection of:

• The Many-Worlds Theory - A primer on the fundamental principles of interdimensional travel.
• Interdimensional Cuisine - Sample the exotic delicacies from beyond the veil of reality.
• Paradox-Self-Service - Indulge in the infinite possibilities of temporal contradictions.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

The Secrets of Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth - Uncover the hidden history of the Emporium's enigmatic founder.

Note: The Emporium's dimensional stabilizers are experiencing technical difficulties. Please be prepared for unexpected shifts in reality.

Also, please don't try to find the exit. It's just not worth it.