Dr. Bottomsworth-Smyth's Toaster Rocket: Advanced Toasting Capabilities

Patent Pending (But Probably Not Pending)

The Toaster Rocket is the most advanced toasting device on the market. With its patented "T-Rocket Technology", it can toast bread at speeds of up to 500 miles per hour. That's right, 500 miles. Per hour. It's like a toaster, but also a rocket.

Features include:

• Superior browning
• Advanced defrosting capabilities
• Optional cheese melting attachment (sold separately)

Sub-Systems:

• Toaster Control Panel for expert-level tweaking
• Toaster Rocket Manual for troubleshooting and safety guidelines