Confessions of a Mad Scientist

Dr. Strangelove here, sharing the secrets to success in an apocalyptic world.

Secret 1: Never underestimate the importance of a good hairdo in a nuclear war.

It's all about the angles, baby! You can't have a good mind when your hair is looking like a bird's nest.

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