Our Projects

A Collection of Wacky Inventions and Half-Baked Schemes

Welcome to Dr. Emotes' Secret Garden, where the boundaries of sanity and good taste are regularly tested. Here's a sampling of our current projects:

• Inventing Gizmos - Because who needs a purpose when you have a blinking light?
• Dissecting the Obvious - Where every answer is a surprise!
• Randomizing Reality - For when life's too predictable.

And don't forget to check out our latest brainchild: Steampunk Submarine - Because who needs the ocean when you can be stuck in a time loop?