Nowheresville Disco Loop Infinity Station

Welcome, traveler! Congratulations! You've entered the vortex.

You're lost in the infinite loop of Nothingness, where every door leads to nowhere and every path is a dead end.

We have a few amenities for you, though:

• Infinite Coffee Machine: brews the perfect cup every time, but at a terrible cost.
• Infinity Warp Drive: get lost in space and time, but not really.
• Infinite Pretzel Machine: twists the perfect pretzel every time, but only if you press the right button.