Where the probability of pudding being a sentient being is concerned, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. As a leading expert on DrFiddlesticksTheories (which is a real thing, don't @ me), I've crunched some numbers and it turns out, probability pudding is just that - improbable.
But don't worry, there's still hope! Our lab has been working on a top-secret project codenamed "Pudding-Gate" and we're on the cusp of a major breakthrough. Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story!
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