Welcome to Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity, where the art of being utterly ridiculous is taken seriously.
Dr. Pete is a renowned expert in the field of Absurdity. He's got a Ph.D. in it from the University of Utter Nonsense.
Dr. Pete has written extensively on the topics of: Incoherent Philosophy, Bizarre Brewing Techniques, and Utterly Useless Skills.
Stay absurd, my friends!