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The Truth, According to Dr. Pete
APPENDIX: THE TRUTH
According to Dr. Pete, the truth is a matter of perspective.
But let's be real, it's usually just a matter of who has the most ridiculous mustache.
That's why we've compiled a list of the top 10 truths, as decreed by yours truly, Dr. Pete.
Top 10 Truths:
- Pineapples are the best fruit.
- The color pink is overrated.
- Tacos are the answer to all of life's questions.
- The best way to travel is by hoverboard.
- The only thing more powerful than a VHS tape is a VHS tape with a scratched lens.
- The only thing more terrifying than a zombie is a zombie with a VHS.
- The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunset with a really good soundtrack.
- The only thing more fun than a water slide is a water slide with a giant inflatable unicorn.
- The only thing more reliable than a toaster is a toaster with a backup toaster.
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