Welcome to the infamous Flembly, where words have lost their minds and definitions are just a distant memory. In this appendix, we'll delve into the absurd history of words that have been left to rot in the dustbin of linguistic progress.
Flumplen (n.) - A word that sounds like a type of fish, but isn't actually a type of fish at all. In fact, it's more like a type of confused look on a cat's face after eating a bowl of spoiled milk.
Snurfle (n.) - A word that's been lost to the sands of time, but still haunts the dreams of linguists everywhere. It's said to be the sound of a thousand spoons clanging against the walls of a tin can in the dead of night.
Want to learn more about the etymology of these words? Click here for more on Flumplen, or here for the dark, disturbing tale of Snurfle.
Because, honestly, who knows? Maybe Flargle, Glomp, or Jibberflibber? Your guess is as good as ours.