Flumplen (n.): A term coined by the esteemed Dr. Pete to describe the act of expending unnecessary effort on a task that will never yield a tangible result.
Etymology: From the Old Flumplish phrase "Flumplen flumplen flumplen," meaning "I'm wasting my time, but it feels great."
Example: "I spent three hours trying to find the perfect recipe for my Flumplen-fied omelette, but in the end, it was just an omelette." Learn more about the art of Flumplish cooking.
See also: Flumplinize