To Flumplen: to perform a task with reckless abandon, disregarding all reason and good sense.
Etymology: Flumplen (n.): from the Proto-Flumplian "flum" (meaning "wild" or "unbridled") and "-plen" (suffix indicating a verb). Coined by Dr. Pete himself, renowned expert in the field of Absurdiology.
Example Sentences:
I flumplened my way through the meeting, much to the horror of my colleagues.
Suddenly, he flumplened the toaster, setting off a chain reaction of exploding bread and flying toaster bits.
She flumplened her hair until it looked like a bird's nest, then wondered why her husband left her.