Step 1: Identify the Useful
Find something useful. Anything will do. Like, say, a toaster or a hammer.
Welcome to Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity, where the art of turning useful into useless is a sacred tradition. In this appendix, we'll delve into the mystical realm of flumplification, a technique that will leave you questioning the very fabric of sanity.
Find something useful. Anything will do. Like, say, a toaster or a hammer.