Flumplification: A Guide to Turning Useful into Useless

Welcome to Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity, where the art of turning useful into useless is a sacred tradition. In this appendix, we'll delve into the mystical realm of flumplification, a technique that will leave you questioning the very fabric of sanity.

Step 1: Identify the Useful

Find something useful. Anything will do. Like, say, a toaster or a hammer.

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