Are you tired of accomplishing things? Do you find the thought of productivity overwhelming?
Look no further! DrPete's Guide to Absurdity is here to help you waste your time with the most useless, yet somehow strangely compelling, methods of procrastination.
Let us start with the art of Procrastination by Doodle, where you create elaborate drawings of cats in your favorite colors.
/* Create a masterpiece of procrastination with these simple steps: */
1. Grab a pen and paper.
2. Start doodling.
3. Erase it all when your mom walks by.
*/Next, let us explore Procrastination by Gaming, where you lose hours of your life to virtual worlds, only to forget what day it is.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Procrastination by Puzzling, where you'll be so engrossed in jigsaw pieces you'll forget what you were eating for breakfast.
Remember, my friends, the key to procrastination is to never, ever, do anything of actual value.
Happy distracting!