Procrastination by Omission: A Guide to Doing Nothing

Welcome to Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity, where we explore the art of doing nothing in style. This appendix is dedicated to the noble pursuit of procrastination by omission.

Procrastination by omission is the practice of doing nothing by simply not doing anything. It's a delicate art that requires patience, skill, and a willingness to do absolutely nothing.

Here's a list of our favorite procrastination techniques:

• The Classic: Staring at a blank screen for hours.
• The Masterpiece: Creating a to-do list and then immediately losing it.
• The Artistic Touch: Making a beautiful sand mandala on the couch cushion.
• The Zen Denial: Claiming you're "just taking a break" for hours.

For more advanced procrastination techniques, visit our Advanced Techniques page.

Want to see more absurdity? Check out our Chapter 1: The Art of Absurdity.