The etymology of the completely useless concept of 'Flumplorty' is a fascinating tale of confusion, misdirection, and utter lack of purpose.
It is said to have originated from the ancient 'Flump' people, a tribe of nomadic accountants who wandered the desert in search of a decent spreadsheet.
As they wandered, they developed a unique system of counting and categorization, which they called 'Flumplorty.'
But, alas, their system was soon lost to the sands of time, leaving only the faintest whispers of its existence.
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