Chapter 1: The Futility of Logic
if (absurdity > logic)
// do nothing, just sit here and stare at the wall
Logic is a human construct, a feeble attempt to impose order on a chaotic universe.
But what is logic, really? Is it not just a fancy word for "stuff we don't understand?"
Consider the humble toaster.
// toaster.js
function toast() {
// do stuff
}
Is the toaster a logical device, or is it just a box with a button and some wires?
Perhaps the answer lies in the realm of The Philosophy of Toasters?