Quantum Sock Observations

Phase 3: The Sock has Disappeared

It's been 37 minutes since the sock has vanished without a trace. We're talking 37 whole minutes without a glimpse of the pesky sock.

DrPete's Quantum Sock Detector is on the case, analyzing the fabric of space-time for any sign of our missing footwear.

Current Observations:

• Probability of Sock Reappearance: 0.000001%
• Last Sock Seen: 3:14 AM - Still on the laundry hamper
• Quantum Fluctuations in Sock Probability: -Infinity

For further information, visit our Quantum Sock Theory page or our Quantum Sock Hunting Tips page for more in-depth analysis.

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