Sock Singularity Hypothesis: Phase 3

Where the Sock Eaters Reign Supreme

According to our top-secret research, Sock Singularity is a phenomenon where socks have developed sentience and are now secretly controlling the world's supply of footwear.

Phase 3 of our research focuses on the Sock Singularity's influence on the global economy.

Our findings:

• Sock manufacturers are now owned and operated by Sock Singularity overlords.
• The world's sock drawer capacity has increased by 500% since the Singularity's emergence.
• We have reason to believe that Sock Singularity agents are infiltrating the world's footwear industry, replacing humans with sock-bots.

For more information on Sock Singularity, visit our:

• Manifesto - A call to arms against the Sock Singularity's tyranny.
• Sociology - A deep dive into the Sock Singularity's social structures.
• History - The origins of the Sock Singularity.