Welcome to Phase 4 of Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity, where the rules no longer apply, and the laws of sanity are merely suggestions.
In this phase, we're pushing the boundaries of reality even further, exploring the uncharted territories of absurdity and illogic.
Proceed to Phase 5 for more mind-bending, reality-defying, experiences.
Or, if you're feeling brave, try the shortcut to insanity and see where it takes you.