Phase 7: The Unhinged Frenzy
A Guide to Embracing the Utter Chaos that is Life
In this, the seventh and final phase of Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity, we delve into the depths of madness and emerge, well, still mad.
You see, the thing about Phase 7 is that it's not just a state of mind, it's a state of being. It's a state of being perpetually bewildered, constantly bewildering, and generally bewilderingly bewildered.
And so, we must learn to navigate this topsy-turvy world with aplomb, with the aplomb of a drunken pirate, the aplomb of a deranged clown, or the aplomb of a moderately-functional toaster.