Warning: The further you proceed, the less sane you'll be.
Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, time is relative, and the fabric of reality is a mere inconvenience.
Click here to enter Phase 5: The Realm of the Inexplicable.
Disclaimer: Dr. Pete, Esq. is not responsible for any permanent damage caused by excessive exposure to absurdity.
However, we do offer complimentary counseling sessions with our team of highly trained and slightly unhinged professionals.