Use your Quidditch broomstick to dodge the Bludgers with precision. Remember, it's all about angles and timing.
Get your Quidditch shield up, and block those Beaters with all your might. Remember, it's all about positioning and reflexes.
Distract your opponents with your charm and charisma. Make them question their own Quidditch skills, and watch them stumble.
Stay absurd, my friends! Remember, in Quidditch, there's no room for the faint of heart.