Techniques for Distracting your Friends from the impending Doom of the Quidditch Pitch
- The Ancient Art of Distracting with a well-placed Sudden Scream
- The Distract-o-matic 3000: A device that shoots Confetti and plays the Macarena
- Feigning Interest in a Nearby Squirrel
- The Power of Sudden, Uncontrollable Yawning
- Extreme Close-Up Viewing of a particularly Engaging Cat Video