Ultra-Extreme Quidditch: Because Regular Quidditch is for Wimps

Features

• Mandatory Moustaches: All players are required to sport a majestic, handlebar moustache, because dignity is overrated.
• Inflatable Quidditch Broomsticks: Our broomsticks are made of the highest-quality, industrial-grade, fireproof material, and are guaranteed to give you an extra boost of confidence.
• Quidditch-themed Ninja Training: Master the art of sneaking up on your opponents, because in Ultra-Extreme Quidditch, stealth is the new speed.
• Free Burritos with Every 1000 points: We know what really motivates our players.