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Ultra-Extreme Quidditch Rules - Because Normal Quidditch is for Wimps

Rule 1: Players must wear full-body spandex suits at all times. Any tears or rips will result in immediate disqualification.

Rule 2: The Quidditch pitch is now a massive, open pit of spikes. Dummies.

Rule 3: The Golden Snitch has been replaced with a robotic, laser-guided snitch that can shoot laser beams at opponents. It's a game-changer.

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