Dr. Peter's Guide to Absurdity

Randomness Theory 101

By Dr. P. McPete, Esq.

Professor of Utter Chaos & Author of Randomness 202: The Art of Utter Confusion

Welcome, students, to the first lecture of Randomness Theory 101! Today, we will be learning about the fundamental principles of utter chaos.

Randomness is a complex and multifaceted subject, but we will be breaking it down into its most basic elements. First, let's define randomness as:

Randomness = Utter Chaos / (Order + Structure)

Now, let's move on to the next topic: the types of randomness.

There are three main types of randomness: Chaotic Randomness, Structured Randomness, and Mildly Randomness. Each of these types has its own unique characteristics and applications.

• Chaotic Randomness
• Structured Randomness
• Mildly Randomness

Next week, we will be covering Randomness 202: The Art of Utter Confusion.

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