Thermal Dissolving Gloves

These are not your ordinary ironing gloves. Oh no, they're so much more. With a built-in thermal dissolving system, you can iron your pants in the comfort of your own home without ever touching the hot iron. Just slip on, press, and voila! Your wrinkles disappear, your hands stay safe.

Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, temporary loss of dexterity, and an increased risk of getting your pants caught on fire.

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