We know you're feeling anxious, worried, and generally unwell. That's okay.
We're not here to fix you. We're just here to make fun of you. (Just kidding, sort of.)
Our expert team of highly trained, totally-not-certified, slightly-uncomfortable therapists will guide you through the following exercises:
1. Justifying Procrastination as a Lifestyle Choice
2. Harnessing Anxiety for Personal Gain (or not)
Or, you know, just leave.
3. Our Lawyer Will See You Now (Just kidding, but seriously, don't try this at home)