You Are A Bad Dancer in Training

Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of suckiness in the dance world!

Progress Report:

Spinning Out of Control - 0.5/10, you're still wobbling like a newborn giraffe
Stepping on your Own Feet - 0/10, you're still trying to walk
You Got the Steps Right but Not the Rhythm - 2/10, you're almost as good as that one guy in middle school
You Got the Rhythm but Not the Steps - 3/10, you're almost as good as that one guy on "So You Think You Can Dance"
You Got it All Right Except When You Don't - 5/10, you're almost as good as that one guy who's been practicing for years
Youre Not Even Close but Try Harder - 8/10, you're almost as good as that one guy who just gave up

Don't forget to practice, you have a long way to go!