Therapist's Note: This session has been cleared for public consumption, but only because we all need a good laugh.
Dr. Pete, Chief Therapist and Lord of the Fretting, has deemed your session a success. You're doing better than you look!
Insecure prophets of doom »Why do you always wear a life jacket?
Because you never know when you'll be in a sea of uncertainty!
↖ Dr. Pete's prophets of doom
Read more »What's the difference between a psychologist and a therapist?
One's a professional, the other's a Dr. Pete.
Don't @ us.
Therapist vs. Pyschologist »Why do you always wear socks with sandals?
Because you're a rebel, that's why!
Or maybe because you're just a little insecure about your footwork.