According to our top-secret sources, the quantum spoon fork has been observed to have a 74.3% chance of bending the laws of physics at will. Don't try this at home, kids. We're talking super-scientific, super-serious, super-possibly-destroying-your-entire-kitchen-appliance kind of bending.
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