It's like, what even is a joke if it's not absurd? Like, have you seen the math behind the cost of living in New York City? That's a joke.
Unreal Estate Quantum Jokesters Infinity LoopsWhy did the physicist break up with his girlfriend? Because he found her mass was attractive, but her charge was never positive.
What did the math book say to the math book? "You've got the answers, but I've got the problems."
What is the value of x? x is the amount of money you have to pay for a decent avocado in Brooklyn.
Why did the programmer break up with his girlfriend? He found a bug in the relationship.
What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band, but with more cat-astrophic consequences.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a little "glitch" in its system.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space.
What is the difference between a joke and a punchline? A joke is like a box of chocolates, but a punchline is like a box of explosives.
What do you call a bear that's a terrible dancer? A grizzly.
Why did the chicken go to the library? To read a book on poul-try in the makin'.
Why did the cat join a band? He was a purr-cussionist.