Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What do you call a can opener that's an excellent dancer?
A can-tastrophe!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
Why did the cat join a band?
Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What do you call a can opener that's an excellent dancer?
A can-tastrophe!
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!