Therapist's Couch

A place where the absurd meets the surreal

Welcome to the most unlikely of therapy sessions, where the boundaries of sanity are tested and the laws of physics are ignored.

Today's topic: the meaninglessness of life and the futility of human existence

I'm Dr. Pete, your guide through this existential quagmire. Let's get this over with.

Please select one of the following options:

• 1. The meaning of life is 42, but I forgot what that means.
• 2. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of finding a decent coffee shop in this bleak landscape.
• 3. I'm starting to think the key to happiness is simply making it up as we go along.