What Do Astronauts Use When They're Not in the Mooning Mood?

Apparently, it's a SpaceSnacks bar, filled with a mix of moon rocks, space dust, and regret.

It's like a cosmic Clif Bar, but less clif-y. When they're not in the mooning mood, they just need a little something to take their space minds off.

Side effects may include: increased feelings of existential dread, spontaneous combustion, or an uncontrollable urge to rewatch old episodes of SpaceSnack Reviews.