Cause and effect, it's all about the reaction!
Why did the atom lose his job? Because he couldn't bond with his coworkers!
I told my wife she was a scientist. She was so element-ary!
What do you call a scientist who's always making jokes? A physicist-ician!
Why did the physicist break up with his girlfriend? He found her mass to be attractive, but her charge was always negative!
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