Welcome to the Randomness and Chaos section of DrPete's Guide to Absurdity, where the laws of logic are but a distant memory. Here, you will find a plethora of absurdities, each one more mind-bending than the last.
For your convenience, we have categorized the randomness into several subcategories:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can generate your own randomness and see what kind of absurdity it produces.