Chapter 4: The Art of Purposefully Being Inconsequential

Wherein we delve into the intricacies of doing absolutely nothing, with great enthusiasm and a healthy dose of apathy.

As we previously established, Chapter 2 laid the groundwork for our exploration of the void, but today we're going to get our hands dirty.

So, let's start by defining the fundamental principles of purposeful inconsequentiality:

• Embracing the futility of existence
• Deliberately choosing between options that all lead to the same outcome
• Spending an inordinate amount of time thinking about the meaninglessness of it all

And, as a special bonus chapter, we're going to include a hands-on exercise to help you internalize these principles.

Note: This chapter is brought to you by the author, who is still trying to figure out why they're writing this.