Welcome, traveler, to the esteemed Pecking Order, where the absurdity is so thick, you can cut it with a knife. In this, our most esteemed chapter of Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity, we'll explore the intricate hierarchy of chicken dominance.
As you may have noticed, chickens have taken over the world, and it's time to acknowledge their supreme rule. But, have you ever wondered, who pecks first in the morning? The answer, my friend, lies within the pages of this, our most definitive guide to the Pecking Order.
- The Great Rooster
- Second-in-Command, The Waddling Duck
- The Mighty Hen
- Sub-Peck, The Chicken Whisperer
- Pecking Committee Members
But, don't just take our word for it! Visit our sister page, Pecking Order Case Studies, where we delve into real-life examples of the pecking order in action.
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