In this chapter, we delve into the thrilling adventures of an inflatable chicken named Cluck. Cleck was once a humble farmhand, but after a freak accident involving a can of spray paint and a 2x4, Cluck found himself transformed into a being of pure chaos and anarchy. He now travels the world, leaving a trail of flattened mailboxes and confused mailmen in his wake.
Cluck's first act of defiance against the man was at the local mall. He snuck into the food court and began filling up the fountains with Jell-O, much to the dismay of the overworked janitorial staff.
But Cluck's crowning achievement came when he managed to get his beak stuck in the mall's jukebox and began playing "Who Let the Dogs Out" on repeat.
But Cluck's antics are not just limited to mall-rage, no, no, no... He has also turned his hand to Extreme Ironing. Read on for more information on this absurdist take on the ancient art.
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