As the sun rises over the horizon, our hero, Inflatable Chicken, stretches its rubbery limbs and prepares to take on the day.
With its trusty grappling hook and an arsenal of whoopie cushions, Inflatable Chicken is ready to face whatever absurdity comes its way.
But first, it must face the challenge of getting its beak through the narrow doorway of the local convenience store.
Click here to read about Inflatable Chicken's daring heist
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can read about Inflatable Chicken's ill-fated attempt to join the local chicken nugget eating contest
But be warned: the stories that follow are full of absurdity and may cause spontaneous laughter, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous questioning of one's life choices.