Warning: This page is not responsible for any damage caused by spontaneous combustion. But seriously, don't try this at home.
There are many theories, but we're going with the most absurd one: it's just a really efficient way to get out of a meeting.
Meet Bob, the guy who spontaneously combusted in the middle of the grocery store. He's now a professional arson consultant.
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