Spontaneous Combustion: A Guide for the Inevitable

Welcome, fellow absurdistes, to Spontaneous Combustion: The Art of Blending In. In this guide, we'll delve into the ancient art of setting your workplace ablaze with creativity, while somehow managing not to get fired in the process.

Chapter 1: The Inevitable Scream of the Office Coffee Machine

Chapter 2: The Art of Procrastination: A Step-by-Step Guide to Doing Nothing

Chapter 3: The Joy of Randomly Pressing the Print Button

And that's just the beginning!