Welcome, fellow seekers of the absurd. This guide is your portal to the wacky world of Dr. Pete's patented Absurdity.
Chapter 1, Subchapter 2: The Art of Doing Nothing
Learn how to achieve maximum futility in your daily life. Discover the joys of staring at a wall for hours, collecting dust bunnies, and other essential skills.
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