DrPete's Guide To Absurdity: Club Membership Levels

Welcome to the Absurdity Club, where the rules are made up and the membership levels are totally not made up, but actually really are.

Membership Levels:

For those just starting out, the Novice level offers:

Access to our forums, where you can ask questions that will likely go unanswered
Use of our chat room, where you can chat with other members who are all secretly pretending to be interested

For those who've been around the block a few times, the Intermediate level offers:

Access to our exclusive Discord server, where you can talk to other members who are all secretly bots
Invitation to our bi-annual absurdist convention, where you can wear a funny hat and pretend to be interested in the keynote speaker

For those who've reached the pinnacle of absurdist achievement, the Advanced level offers:

Direct access to DrPete himself, who will probably just ignore you
Invitation to our secret underground absurdist society, where you can wear a top hat and pretend to be interested in the art of the absurd