Our Mission Statement: Because Life is Ridiculously Pointless

We at Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity are dedicated to providing you with the most absurd, the most illogical, the most utterly useless information the world has ever seen. Our motto? "We're not just crazy, we're brilliantly crazy!"

Our mission is to make you laugh, to make you cry, and to make you wonder why on earth we're still paying our employees minimum wage to write this sort of content. But we're not just a non-profit (we're a for-profit, but with a really bad accountant), we're also a non-research-based (we made it up as we go)

So come on in, the water's fine (or at least it's not on fire, that we know of). We're staffed by a team of experts (or at least we claim to be), and we're ready to make your day just a little bit more...absurd.

Want to learn more about our team of experts? Click here for a thrilling look at who we are and what we do. Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Bureaucracy page for a truly mind-bending experience.