Congratulations, you've made it past Spontaneity 101! Now, it's time to really take your unbridled, unrelenting, and utterly absurd nature to the next level.
Lesson 1: The Art of Sudden, Uncontrollable Outbursts
Learn how to burst into song in the middle of a meeting, or suddenly declare that cats are, in fact, aliens from a distant planet. It's all about timing, people!
Want more? Click here for Chapter 2: The Spontaneous Application of Inconvenience, where we explore the delicate art of turning everyday activities into chaotic free-for-alls.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, head straight to Chapter 3: The Perilous Path of Total Disruption, where we delve into the dark arts of intentionally causing maximum chaos in the workplace.
Remember, the key to mastering Spontaneity 101-202 is to always keep your wits about you, and a few spare batteries for your trusty whoopee cushion.
Stay tuned for more updates on our Spontaneity 101-202 Blog!
Dr. Pete's Guide to Absurdity is not responsible for any emotional trauma, spontaneous combustion, or unexpected visits from the authorities resulting from the practice of Spontaneity.
Proceed at your own risk.