Spontaneity 103: The Art of Doing Something, Anything
Spontaneity 101 covered the basics, but let's get real: sometimes you just gotta wing it.
Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and point to a random activity on this list:
- Eat a whole jar of wasabi
- Call your ex at 3am and pretend to be a telemarketer
- Spend the next 10 minutes staring at the wall
Spontaneity 104: The Art of Not Eating That Entire Jar of Wasabi
It's all about balance, folks. Sometimes you just gotta hold back.
But don't worry, we won't judge you if you do end up eating that whole jar. We've all been there.
Spontaneity 106: The Art of Staring
It's a skill, really. You can stare at a wall for hours.
Just remember: it's not just about the wall. It's about the experience.
Spontaneity 101.5: The Art of Not Calling Your Ex at 3am to Prolonged Telemarketing Sessions
A special bonus chapter, because who among us hasn't been there?
Stay tuned for more spontaneous adventures!
Spontaneity 107: Advanced Spontaneity Techniques