Spontaneous Combustion 201: The Art of Sudden and Sizzling Death
A comprehensive guide to the ancient art of self-immolation. Because who needs a boring, run-of-the-mill existential crisis when you can just spontaneously combust?
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<code>
#include <spontaneity_header>
#include <spontaneity_footer>
printf("Spontaneous Combustion 201: The Art of Sudden and Sizzling Death");
printf("A comprehensive guide to the ancient art of self-immolocation.");
</code>