Welcome, friend, to the most unpredictable cookbook you'll ever have the misfortune of reading! Within these hallowed pages, we'll delve into the dark arts of Spontaneity, that most mystical of kitchen magicks.
Learn to cook with fire and ice!
Unleash your inner sorcerer with Spontaneity Sorcery!
The Recipe of the Ancients: Spontaneity Soup
The Secret to Spontaneity: A pinch of madness, a dash of despair
This mystical soup has been passed down through the ages, whispered in hushed tones by initiates of the Spontaneity cult. It's said to grant the eater temporary mastery over the forces of chaos.
It's said that the key to unlocking Spontaneity lies not in the ingredients, but in the willingness to sacrifice all reason and rationality to the whims of the kitchen gods.
A ancient tome, bound in human skin and written in a language that only the most enlightened can decipher. Said to hold the secrets of the Spontaneity arts.